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Jokes
A senior citizen drove his brand-new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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An airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free.
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how they liked the trip?
All of them gave the same reply..."What trip?"
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Husband comes home and very enthusiastic shows an item he picked up along the wayside on his way home… Wife looks at him and says: "Don't put it in the bedroom." The husband looks at his wife and says: "Why?" Wife says:" You don't know what that is? It is a police speed camera. It takes pictures when things moves too fast!"
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An Englisman and an Irishman go to a bakery.
The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pocket and leaves. He says to the Irishman: "That took great skill and smartness guile to steal those buns...The owner didn't even see me."
"That's just simple thievery," the Irishman replied. "I'll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same result." The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and said: "Sir, I want to show you a magic trick." The owner was intrigued so he come over to see the magic trick. The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked for two more time and after eating them again the owner said: "Okay my friend, where's the magic trick?" The Irishman then said: "Look in the Englishman's pocket."
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